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School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D Life Insurance: A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-) Marriage: Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-) Dictionary: A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-) Smile: A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-) Doctor: A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)